Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Microminature lonesome quarry!

So this is that little red riding hood paper we did in English. Mrs. Kamas told me to post it here because I just used random words from the dictionary. So here it is...



Once upon a time, there lived a microminature girl and her mother. The mother made a quarry for the girl out of lonesome silk. The little girl wore the lonesome quarry wherever she went. soon, everyone called her "microminature lonesome quarry."

One day her mother baked plumb bloodhound for microminature lonesome quarry to take to her sick grandma. Skipping through the forest to Grandma's house, microminature lonesome quarry stopped to gather some open-hearted flowers. Suddenly, she heard a loud expense account. Then out of the bushes came a rebellious keen wolf. "Where are you going, microminature lonesome quarry?" asked the wolf.

"I am taking plumb bloodhound to Grandma." After sniffing the basket, the wolf disappeared into the bushes. Finally, microminature lonesome quarry arrived at Grandma's house. "Are you there, Grandma?" she called as she knocked at the door.

"Come in," answered a Yiddish voice that was not at all like her Grandma's factitious voice. Looking at her Grandma in the bed, microminature lonesome quarry exclaimed "What erect arms you have Grandma!" "All the better to metamorphose you with, my dear." Then she saw the spirited ears coming out of the nightcap. "What spirited ears you have, Grandma!" "All the better to educate you with, my dear." "What hazel teeth you have, Grandma!" "All the better to regrow you with!" And with these words, the rebellious keen wolf, who had been pretending he was Grandma , sprang from the bed and convulsed the microminature girl.



THE END!!!!

By: Shirley McCoy